On behalf of Mothers everywhere
Hey, ya filthy ingrates! Mother’s Day is right around the corner!
Show some love to the gal that labored to carry you inside her body for those NINE MONTHS as you caused it to twist and contort from its elegant form. Remember the hours and days she PUSHED to get you into this world as you came out of her. Remember that it was so agonizing as you nearly split her body in two (and nether regions open) on your way into this glorious world….she remembers.
Remember all those years when she wiped stinking piles of shit off your ass and green snot that oozed out your nose….she remembers.
How about all those DECADES she spent slaving over a hot stove for you, trudging your laundry and your friends around, dragging your ungrateful butt to all the places you wanted to go, sacrificing her life and youth and health and sleep to be sure YOU came first! …She remembers.
NEVER did she EVER utter a WORD of anything other than LOVING ADORATION and SUPPORT for YOU, her sweet, precious child….center of her life….. all the while just hoping to see a glimmer of love and gratitude directed back at her……maybe getting an occasional hug or kiss that lasts 0.0002 seconds as you ran away to your own selfish pursuits, never giving her a third thought….. much less a second one…or even “a” thought. I’ll bet you haven’t even spared a moment, today, to reflect on all the LOVE and SUPPORT that woman….that saint… gave you over the course of YOUR LIFE! You wouldn’t be on this planet…. You wouldn’t be ALIVE TODAY if it wasn’t for your Mother! ..Yea, she remembers.
Think I’m trying to place a guilt trip on ya? Damn straight I aahhh…. err….I’d NEVER not do something like that. …but she would, if she wasn’t so kind, sweet and loving.
Just take time to remember your mom this week. Plan something big to celebrate her, and make it something SHE would like….something that would make HER feel special and appreciated….Not just something YOU THINK she’d like. Remember…she tried to make all your stupid events special, you ingrate…..she remembers
This might be the last chance you have to show her some love, you ungrateful little shit! Better make it count! She never let you forget what she did for you; don’t let her slip away without letting her know how much you appreciated it.
-K.T. Klay, 2018
(Mothers…you can PM me and I’ll tell you where to send the checks)